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Would Demotivational Poster



TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.73/5

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MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm
There's nothing left here for me to say other than: I;m a Motifake reader and I approve this message.
5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping naked on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, naked? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am

INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.


TAGS: your comment about the kitchen would you like to repeat it
Rating: 4.68/5

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shurublues - June 21, 2012, 4:44 pm
You sure it's a woman? Check that volume inside its pants.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 4:46 pm
Safety's on...
andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 11:07 pm
umm, yes I believe my exact words were "get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich." Are you even sure if that's the right end to hold?
5150monkeylove - January 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
Sammich? That will do pig.........That will do... XD
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sammich is all you're getting from this gal! lol Love it! 5L's
FredricT - January 8, 2011, 8:50 am
Better be using that to protect my sammich
npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:46 pm
what you gonna do with that use it to screw in the lightbulb IN the KITCHEN?? i said cheeze sammich
thatonechick - April 28, 2010, 11:40 am
LMAO @ GS... I typed that in, but deleted it. :P
GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 11:38 am
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
matrice666 - April 28, 2010, 11:32 am
..so, this is love !!!
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 7:58 pm
Eat bullets >_
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:10 pm
*whips out shotgun 6 gauge* yes. it has everything i need to make dinner. thank you
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:31 pm
hmm..a women with an L96A3 sinper rifle...i would most likey shit my self before even thinking about kitchen. 5 BULLETS FOR YOU( NOT TO USE ON ME)
palmat - April 27, 2010, 4:00 pm
try not to shoot yourself on the way to the kitchen and go make me a sandwich


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total dick and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing

LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

THE EASTER BUNNY - Taking a well deserved break. My ass would need soothing after shooting out all those eggs too.

TAGS: easter bunny drinks cc i would have held out for at least rc
Rating: 4.06/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
but....they were all done drunk.....guess I should stick to vodka then...
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
fido, I think I prefer your drunk posters better ;) 5L


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.68/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Bravo. 5l

UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,

TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!

POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.

EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!

TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail

WWJD - It's Friday the 13th. What would Jason do ?


CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.

TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.

OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.




TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


MARSHA BRADY - At 55 still hot

TAGS: marsha still would
Rating: 4.5/5

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ughomer - January 20, 2013, 8:36 am
Maureen McCormick Brady
Silverheart - January 19, 2013, 6:24 pm

Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!


TAGS: what would jesus do cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2011, 8:06 am

fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 3:34 am
Hit the nail on the head.



ARE YOU SURE - no one is following us?

TAGS: that would be inconceivable
Rating: 4.53/5

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union - October 10, 2010, 1:51 pm
I just happen to look back, and something is there.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
It's completely and totally inconceivable!


TAGS: what would jesus do cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - February 6, 2011, 3:31 pm
And it was good.


TAGS: shoulda woulda coulda
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cubbybear - October 5, 2010, 2:47 pm
I can imagine they sting a little...LOL!

LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!

WOULD YOU SAY - We have a plethora of Ospreys?

TAGS: yes yes i would say that
Rating: 4.44/5

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Leta - June 12, 2011, 2:47 pm
7 is a plethora?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:02 pm
Ugh.... I'll bail them out... RS, I know that I, Aggy, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 12, 2010, 4:43 pm
Nice Three Amigos reference! lo 5L
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
A pod!
Hakiu - March 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Would they be called a flock or a gaggle?
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:06 am
In layman's terms, a shitload and a half.
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 10:37 am
Jefe, what is a plethora?


NUCLEAR JESUS - Who would he annihilate today ?


SPACEDOG - always hated duck-n-cover drills at school

TAGS: like they would help
Rating: 3.5/5

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spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:20 pm
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:18 pm
Heh. Damn straight Airman, duck and cover was total BS. The centrifuge training was awesome till they made me start wearing that mask. It made my voice sound cool but was uncomfortable as hell. I could do great Darth Vader impressions.
ronsart - January 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Perfect! 5L
Faceplant31 - January 6, 2010, 8:00 pm

POOR ELVIS - He missed out on all the fun of old age

MORONS - You idiots voted in Joe Biden and you could have had THIS?

TAGS: i would hit sarah palin like the fist of an angry god
Rating: 3.08/5

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rerun - October 24, 2010, 11:36 am

please take any political commentary to politifake. political commentary is defind by any comment on a political poster
Abraxas - October 24, 2010, 11:26 am
Just wanted to point out that here we are two years later, and she hasn't gone away. So it looks like we were able to vote in Joe Biden AND have this.
Zagato - November 26, 2009, 10:32 pm
oh motifake XD such a joyful place to be
Overlord Douchebag - November 24, 2009, 11:35 pm
Alright, chucklefucks. If you two want to have your little hissy fits, do it over PMs in the Forum. Keep it OUT of the Comments section and OUT if the Forum Topics themselves.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:09 pm
You dragged yourself in and you know it.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 11:08 pm
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
Whatever, enough of this BS. Getting dragged into this little game with TTH again isn't worth my time. No thin skin here, just tired of your standard BS. Sean, I caught your sarcasm, apparently you didn't catch mine. Oh well.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
But it was the WAY you snickered!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
all i did was snicker.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 10:57 pm
Now now you 2; It's all fun and games until somebody gets their eye poked out.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:55 pm
Tough talk? if thats tough talk to you you must have pretty thin skin. learn to take a joke.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:54 pm
So if I understand your logic, calling Palin an American Intellectual is an insult to American Intellectuals? I see your hilarious point ... and I think I was snickering along the way too when I said that. So I guess I "can't take it" ... sure.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Oooo, while I was typing you reverted to the "tough" internet talk. I'm scared now. I can honestly say that the intelligence level of political discussion was much greater while your internet was down. Someone direct me to the proper cable to cut.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:50 pm
So you weren't lofting insults at American intellectuals? Can give a little ribbing but can't take it, bud. I thought better of you. TTH, no I don't change and neither do you by not contributing anything substantial to the discussion. Oh well.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:50 pm
Sean! Sean! he's our man, if he won't do it........somebody else probably will!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:48 pm
Hey man if he doesn't have the guts to speak to me directly......
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:47 pm
And you suck at cheerleading ... even if you do agree that Bring It On was a great movie. I do.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:47 pm
Trash you gay back-stabbing bastard! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:42 pm
I was snickering at you wtfo. For calling sean hateful. You never change do you?
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:40 pm
How quickly you resort to personal insults. Sad.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:37 pm
Cute, Sean. Oh and tell the puppy that keeps following you around that cheerleading is gay.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 10:33 pm
*snicker* *snicker*
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:31 pm
Hey, she's an American Intellectual, if you ask me -- which you didn't. A national treasure.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:29 pm
Whatever, my hateful Canadian friend.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:26 pm
You're right. In fact she keeps a little tiny ouja board in her compact for that very reason.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:21 pm
At least she doesn't need a teleprompter to tell her what her positions are.
Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
There's a better use for that mouth than talking, anyway.
Me_ - November 23, 2009, 6:24 pm
Well maybe 20 yrs ago, if she was in a short skirt and when she opened her mouth no sound ever came out.
Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
In what sense could we have had "this"?


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly ass muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your butt, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?

MY FIRST TIME - jetski style


TAGS: why would this happen ice
Rating: 5/5

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artic - March 25, 2012, 1:49 am
Never saw the first one. Wife knows better to ask
Preacher Man - March 24, 2012, 3:01 am
I don't know...the sketching scene, Kate Winslet's tits in 3D. That might be worth it.


TAGS: i would like to thank my other great picture fairy in the sky
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:33 am
ICEMAN - May 7, 2010, 12:30 am
5/9's? You've been turning those cats inside out again haven't you?
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:21 am
Fun with fractions: I have 5 black cats. But only 5/9's of my cats are black. How many cats do I have? Bonus question: How many cats is that in chihuahuas?
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
Love it.


TAGS: even women would park properly
Rating: 4.44/5

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Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:28 am
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG ...or maybe not
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

you mean you don't?

THAT'S JUST NASTY - Princess Fiona enjoys Ogre-Load...Again and Again and Again! Still want to try one? Me Neither.

TAGS: shrek spunk would have been a better name
Rating: 4.23/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 7:08 pm
Just sick
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:40 pm
Kung-Fu Devil - May 28, 2010, 6:52 pm
I hear it's rather spicy.
hootizz - May 28, 2010, 6:45 pm
mmmmm, so nice and creamy..., reminds me of a story once back in the Marine Corp...


STANDARDS VS. NECESSITIES - He knew she was older, and she'd definitely spent way too much time in the tanning beds, but the animal that is Logicdude has needs... And those needs must be met.

TAGS: like you wouldn t have you liar
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:02 pm
Excellent one, j! Another Nivea success story!



TAGS: benjamin peirce would be proud
Rating: 3.61/5

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HammerofHeeb - July 14, 2010, 2:44 pm
For the demotivated, 30 beers in a 30 rack of Keystone.


TAGS: they would call this a success
Rating: 3.53/5

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templar13 - March 3, 2012, 11:00 am
Um, looks like they're wearing leather boots.
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
PETA with guns... Just a bad idea...
Sean - June 15, 2009, 5:12 pm
"French-cut" diaper? Ewwww! You may have just ruined GILF porn for me. Leaving only ... every other kind of porn -- so don't mess with that. Please?
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:55 pm
Where's my Hasenpfeffer!?!?
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:28 am
See!! night all, gotta work early.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am
French-cut, I know.
moooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am
Yeah, but it was a suggestive diaper.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:16 am
Ummmmm..... I saw only one monkey. And he was wearing a diaper.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Guinness famine? (like potato famine but with more fistfights)
mooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
BTW, those monkeys were asking for it....did you see how they were dressed?
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
What the hell? Am I the only sober one here tonight?
moooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:13 am
Ewwww. A Nick Coppola reference. If I was sober I might have understood that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:52 pm
Or, is it just the avatar? Sort of like where Nicholas Cage would be had he not got the part in Valley Girl. Like a frustrated actor, turned department store easter bunny would be easy lay?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
Now, when you say "bag" a rabbit... does that mean you've moved past monkeys?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:47 pm
If I could bag a rabbit as big as Sean's Avatar. Well, We could eat for a week. No more craft dinner and bagged milk for us.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:45 pm
Let me re-phrase that. Bunnies are good people. People on the other hand, they can go either way.
SP - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
People (who) Enjoy Tasty Animals?...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:53 pm
I don't have a problem with that. Bunnies are good people.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:39 pm
One tasty,tasty Rabbit.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 5:17 pm
Power to the poodles!
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 5:13 pm
Now this is FUNNY!

ACTUALLY - Yes I would

TAGS: you wouldn t steal a television actually yes i would
Rating: 3.26/5

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Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 4:47 am
Ironically, if I do steal it, I don't see that message.

THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.

BEER GOGGLES - If you are lucky they might work both ways

TAGS: beer goggles would you jailbait sluts girl woman
Rating: 2.58/5

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Booyah - February 18, 2009, 2:18 am
Sorry, I didn't notice her for a while, was contrasting on the Sierra Nevada
Phage - December 7, 2008, 5:52 pm
She's cute...and SNPA is a great beer. Win win.


TAGS: never trust a chick who promises that she would introduce you a girlfriend
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - June 9, 2010, 12:01 am
Good kill, good kill. 5L
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:42 am
Excellent Anything! 5L's
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Well done. 5L
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:24 pm
ouch!! 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:23 pm
Great poster, great disclaimer!
Cubbybear - May 26, 2010, 10:55 pm
What a true statement
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:42 pm
there are*.
Anything - May 26, 2010, 10:30 pm
There's many edits I could do with this one. I shall blame it all on the rapid approval.

SUMMER IS ALMOST UPON US - --insert favorite fish joke here--

TAGS: i would never type one of those type of jokes
Rating: 4.44/5

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R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
And on that note, I will see all you on Monday! Have a great weekend!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:42 pm
Friction burns...had to take a break...
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
If you were out masturbating with dead frogs I'm surprised you go around to seeing UHF Moooooo!
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:35 pm
I'm no Barbarian, but I get by!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:33 pm
UHF....FTW!....Do you know you're Dewey decimal system?
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
You took the box, let's see what's in the box...NOTHING! Absolutly Nothing! You so STUPID!!
GodsWorshipMe - May 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
i'll take what's in the box
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:23 pm
Oooo! Red Snapper! Very Tastey!


TAGS: the only answer would be c
Rating: 4.43/5

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CANADA - March 22, 2010, 6:26 pm
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 5:08 pm
A true manly man would answer "C" to all those questions. 5 up kilt shots!


TAGS: what would you bring
Rating: 4.4/5

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CANADA - March 11, 2010, 12:06 am
5 thing of maple syrup!
Who Cares? - March 10, 2010, 11:14 pm
How could I miss something so obvious? I'm so ashamed.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
Hey Who! You don't like ICE cold drinks? ;)
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:53 pm
Hey, it's a great tribute, and it bit the dust just like many of the one's we were proud of when we made them. If it stings a bit, then let me say... welcome to the club! It just means that you are putting yourself into the posters. Don't mind the rating.
Who Cares? - March 10, 2010, 9:38 pm
I thnk I made it to the top 5 for about 30 seconds before it started getting voted down. Oh well.
Who Cares? - March 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
It was fun while it lasted.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:26 pm
And we've got ourselves a 5L picnic!
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:43 pm
rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:41 pm

Import rules on foreign meat products
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:40 pm
Why is there no koala burgers from down under?
rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:36 pm

You sound like a nuclear TOC.
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 8:34 pm
I've got three thighs, three legs, three breasts, and a wing.
rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:32 pm

the whole meal scares me
Chompers - March 10, 2010, 8:15 pm
You don't wanna know whats in the salad
Who Cares? - March 10, 2010, 8:13 pm
I knew I shouldn't of had seconds.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:33 pm
Dem ain't eggs, they're 93608's 5L

SO - When you get rejected, don't take it as an insult to your sense of humor, Just be funnier damnit!

TAGS: take a minute clear your head and think of what would make you laugh then change it
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:40 am
Ahhhhrrrrrrrgghhllllgg....thanks, that seems to have do it...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:17 am
Try Salt
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 10:14 am
@ iconoclast: Some would be amusing to see just to laugh at the fail...I do let some of those through...but one I saw yesterday still haunts me, eye bleach did not work.
[email protected] - March 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
Must noy anger the MODERATORS!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 8:55 pm
Here's one I rejected today: BOAH T-T-T-T-Tits! was the title and caption. It was a picture of some retards on chatroulette.
Iconoclast - March 30, 2010, 8:53 pm
Good poster. It would be interesting, however, to be able to see (occasionally) rejected posters, just so we could learn what triggers the trash disposal button.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:16 pm
Excellent. 5Ls.
Airman - March 30, 2010, 7:14 pm
5 shot down lions
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 6:49 pm
Thanks... (oh and the actual posters in the trash heap *snicker* are meant to be the "gems" in case you were wondering...)
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Haha, I suck.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
YAY R.S.Jake! 5L tears of joy.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:01 pm
This should have been rejected for "Not funny enough". ROR! j/k, nice way to bitch about the job Jake, i mean ummmmm... 5L

LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.

TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by pieman

RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'


TAGS: damn that wouldn t happen to james bond
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

spacedog - June 29, 2010, 12:51 am
LMAO! Thanks Bone. I've always been more Jacques Clouseau than James Bond. 5L
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:41 pm
I HATE it when that happens. 5L


TAGS: i would like to see these babies play some hokey
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:26 am
Okay let's not ruin hockey shall we.


TAGS: when in rome movie night sofa passed out would have been good sorry
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 27, 2011, 10:13 am

I thought is was funny.
steph1 - March 27, 2011, 9:28 am
this, ladies & gentlemen, is what a "shot in your own foot" looks like - i am indeed ashamed
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:04 am
Spelling/grammar fail.


YOU'RE HOME EARLY - Never ignore that nagging thought that says "Why would my brother look at MY Princess like that?"

POLITIFAKES - I hate doing them so instead I present you with this picture of Obama with a pancake on his head

TAGS: why would you make us do politifakes ron whyyyy
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

shied - October 19, 2009, 5:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 12, 2009, 11:54 pm
Referring to what he does on the issues in case anyone misinterprets me.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 12, 2009, 11:53 pm
Nice, but a waffle would have been more appropriate.
Sean - August 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Sheer genius.
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 4:48 pm
best politfake yet
BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 4:15 pm
5 Poodles
MrRandom - August 11, 2009, 3:21 pm
Funnier then pretty much any politifake out there
Airman - August 11, 2009, 2:47 pm



TAGS: cause you would live above us americans eh
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

culos - December 21, 2009, 9:41 am
"Culos, always looking for the best P.O.V."
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:34 pm
love it!
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:23 pm
They must have a lot of beavers in Canada...
The Goat - September 25, 2009, 7:55 pm
For a second there I thought that guy in the yellow shirt was William Shatner ... who is a Canadian
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:48 pm
Thanks Aggy
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 7:45 pm


TAGS: sarah i couldn t think of a more fitting tribute on what would have been your 24th birthday assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
That song was the best thing about Highlander
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:35 am

BOR - Sorry for your loss. Maybe one day you can tell Sarahs story




TAGS: i would hit that
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Jake

CANADA - August 17, 2009, 4:25 pm
yesterday was the first time i ever chronoed my gun (I never play on fields) and my velocity was at 385 fps!!
Silcas - August 17, 2009, 4:10 pm
Makes me happy to play the sport with my wife!

NO, IT COULDNT BE - not even the japanese would......never mind

WOULD IT? - perhaps?

TAGS: would it
Rating: 1.71/5

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TAGS: in a world without perils the imagination would be truly unimaginable
Rating: 4.82/5

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CloudchaserS - February 17, 2013, 11:14 am
And the willfully ignorant (those who insist they are not blind even after being repeatedly informed of their blindness)



TAGS: would a cardboard box by a drainage ditch qualify as a mansion by a lake
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 12:41 pm
This one really hits me... I like it a lot.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 12:07 am
Awesome Trash, 5+.
Cubbybear - April 4, 2010, 8:19 pm
5/5 great poster
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 5:18 pm
Thanks Aggy. I rather like this one myself. Prophetic or not.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:51 pm
I love it. 5 teary-eyed L's


HERE WE SEE THE FORUM TROLL - SUCKING UP A NEW LOAD TO SPEW this is also the perfect time to attack GO FOR IT!

TAGS: i would say go for the balls but we all know they got none
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:35 pm
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:36 am
LOL! Winning hearts and minds, phy? This is a troll magnet! 5 ballsy L's!

WHAT OUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE THINKING - If they were alive today... "Why is it so dark here?"

I CAN'T MOTIFAKE TODAY - I am straight up Certifiably,RETARDED! I'll see you all tomorrow.

TAGS: you would not believe how stupid i am today
Rating: 3.95/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 2:10 am
Still worth a good laugh every time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:35 am
I think Aggy and GS are ahead of you in the transgendered "change my Nic" race. Wait your turn.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:32 am
Fine, fine, I'll see if Mr M will change my name to thatoneguy. :x
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:31 am
You know what they say about girls with big feet.......(Tranny) See y'all after my ban folks!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:29 am
Yep. Nobody judges me there... Only here, on the poster side, do I get judged by the size of my feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:27 am
clown feet?......That's why you spend so much time in the forum...
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:24 am
Now you've gone and hurt my feelings. :( Calling me Sasquatch isn't nice... you know I'm sensitive about my clownish feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:22 am
You're not my mom....you're some kinda purple Sasquatch with elven butlers......My teeth itch..
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:19 am
Quit sniffin the rubber cement, Moo...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:15 am
Nom Nom Nom....more cookies!!.....I'LL CUT YOU!!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:13 am
There ya go. Here's a gold star, and a cookie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:11 am
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:10 am
You forgot eggplant. Sorry. :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:09 am
1 potato 2 potato 3 potato drooooooooooolllllllllllll
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:07 am
I'll let it slide if you can count to potato for me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:04 am
This applies even more today......wheres my rope and wobbly chair?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:28 am
I like this far too much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:57 am
Sorta..... thanks.
GreyScorpion - April 17, 2010, 9:55 am
feeling better today Mooo+? 5l
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:04 pm
Why should today be any different, moooooo?
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:54 am
Nice. Sounds like you need some booze and a good 8 hour disco nap!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 11:23 am
I can't even explain it....i forgot how to drive....I went to work and tried to do the wrong job...then I came home and couldn't even Motifake......bad day all around.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:08 am
Smoked yourself retarded Moooooooooooooooooo?
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:41 am
Can't argue with the truth. 5L on normal days but we'll have to hold you back one grade for a 4L

THE FALL COLLECTION - Only in finer stores

TAGS: haute scorpion who would have guessed
Rating: 3.85/5

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GreyScorpion - April 8, 2010, 11:26 am
how'd you get one of those?!? they're not due to hit port till June 1. And now everybody knows what they're getting for Christmas!! 5L

VEILING A WOMAN'S FACE - It Is A Great Possibility Of Hiding Your Girl From Other Guys If You Are Afraid Of A Cheating Wife, Because Treating Her Well Is Not Your Best Attribute

TAGS: i would pay to see if the rest of her is as gorgeous as her eyes
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - April 15, 2010, 4:13 am
They will have a mustache for sure. Only way to find out is to give it/her/him a squeeze I guess....
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:55 pm
Ever wonder if some of the women under burkas are really men.


TAGS: kindred spirits woulda sounded tooooo gay
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:25 am
On a lighter note... 5L - this is.... poetry.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 11:55 pm
Dun...dun...DUN! BTW, 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 11:14 pm
I've got it narrowed to two IP addresses.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 11:13 pm
We're anxiously waiting for the results.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
Insta 1L from someone... oh, this'll be good.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 11:02 pm
Ah, true love.


TAGS: not that i would know but ive heard
Rating: 3.68/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:09 pm
LOL.... are you being forced to make coffee again, Haar?


TAGS: she really did hit me and she s a damn good shot but she is also a quite lovely brunette whom i would never trade for anything as she puts up with me and my shiat
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster assignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch button on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!


TAGS: would you tap a hot woman over fifty
Rating: 3.56/5

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temp - September 19, 2009, 10:54 pm
I'd take one for the team. Gladly! (A**suming of course there is no actual grey _beard_... she's gotta be groomed if I'm gonna take that trip)
Sean - September 13, 2009, 2:45 pm
And the actual location of the beard is generally optional.
Wood - September 13, 2009, 2:40 pm
the answer... YES!!! I would do damage to that pussy!!!


CHOMPERS VAN - word has REALLY spread far and wide

TAGS: wouldn t be prudent
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm
lol... 5 the proverbial can of worms has been opened poodles


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that damn chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


TAGS: another poster found elsewhere that i thought would fit in here
Rating: 3.43/5

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SnifflingDarK - May 2, 2011, 2:18 am
Is not a Magic The Gathering card?
Arnaldo - November 15, 2009, 4:35 pm
darkendangel - October 10, 2009, 3:50 pm
love it. epic pic too
Treehodger - October 10, 2009, 12:20 am

MARITAL ARGUEMENTS - It's never too early to start !!

TAGS: i guess she wouldn t make him a sammich
Rating: 3.33/5

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JLBachs - March 25, 2010, 11:23 pm
Angry Dragon - let the wedding night festivities begin


TAGS: i guess she would know eh
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 4:36 pm
well now

WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?

TAGS: november challenge i predicted today would be museum day in a past life
Rating: 3.17/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:27 pm
Ehh. That doesn't imply the curators are psychic, just like the curators of a museum of Elvis are guaranteed to not be Elvis himself. More funny is the psychic hotline lady "Miss Cleo" telemarketing and getting hit with fines. She shoulda seen it coming.

BLAME YOUR WIFE - She threw out the instructions!

TAGS: wife instructions christmas tree besides who would trust you to do this
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 1:02 am
Christmas moonshine came early.
WTFO - December 1, 2009, 1:01 am
Looks more like a Christmas bush, to me. Of course, I've never seen one with stringed lights before but what the hell?


GODZILLA VS KING KONG - Or is it King Kong VS Godzilla? You be the judge on the next Giant Monster Versus.


TAGS: spherical maybe but that wouldnt sound as colloquial
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - October 19, 2009, 3:29 pm
but more than hope, helps one be creative!
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
Beer and hope?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 3:17 pm
How were we gonna get that big hockey stick up there now?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 3:13 pm
Totally not a secret weapon of mass destruction. Totally. We only built it to open massive kegs easier.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 3:11 pm
Ix nay on the ake over tay alk tay. Yeah, how aboot that robotic arm? Quite the thing...
Zed - October 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
It's useful for NASA, rare as shuttle launches are these days.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
WTF good is Florida?The last thing we need is a bunch of Aggy's relatives selling Tacos and oranges and cluttering up out Home Hardware parking lots.....and all those geriatric Jews?....they're used to concentration camps.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:49 pm
The beaver is prepared and ready to strike.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:45 pm
The moose is loose, when the snowman smiles. *wink wink*
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
Hush, hush. They're infiltrating Georgia and Florida as we speak.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:42 pm
No one but Canucks on at the moment.........should we discuss the "take over" plans?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:41 pm
Or Newfoundland.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
It's mine as much as yours......I just wish you selfish Bastards would share nice with the rest of the country (Not Quebec).
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Shhhhhhhh don't let the Americans know that us Canadians can actually drive.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:39 pm
Heh, you'd rather be riding a bicycle in winter than using our lovely, dirty oil?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:39 pm
Great, Sean's online....He's from southern Ontario....we can all hate him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:38 pm
and you're from Transcona...*vomits*
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
Yea but hes from Edmonton. *snicker*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
You guys should get together for appletinis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:36 pm
Wait a minute....you're BOTH Oil hogs........Shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:35 pm
They have no squirrels in Calgary....they all drowned in the oil pits......How's that tax free life treating ya?.....Oil Hog.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
Random has squirrels in his head? That's why you put peanuts up your nose? Hm...wonder what they do with the shells?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
Sitting in a chair fer 12 hours.....sounds tough............I have no sympathy for you, I work for a living.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
See? Life is full of coincidences like that. It's fucking creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
Wouldn't there be horses and Cows talking to you?.....wait,....there is a cow talking to you....creepy.......
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
I have no clue. I'm tired as hell and in the middle of a 12 hour school day writing a science paper worth 30% of my grade. I'm just a bit everywhere right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:31 pm
[email protected] are you talking aboot Random?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:30 pm
Looks like the fishy got away. I'm surprised none jumped on this poster for the whole Jesus being "damned", just the shape got noticed.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:29 pm
At least the voices in their heads tend to say nice stuff. I have to deal with two incompetent squirrels and one very blood thirsty turtle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:27 pm
We shouldn't make fun.....Religious people have enough problems.....What with the schizophrenia and all.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:15 pm
If I'm drunk enough, I'd probably laugh a little. Does that count?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
Cool. And they use FISH as a symbol right? I wonder if they used nets or hooks or both. *lets out more line*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:13 pm
But since "Jesus" never really existed and Religion is all fiction....could he really have read it............If a faith falls in a forest, and no one is around.....Does anyone really care?
Wheels - October 19, 2009, 2:00 pm
The OLD Testament IS the Jewish Bible. Moses, 10 Commandments, The Ark, etc. It was around when Jesus was born. The NEW testament is the Christian bible, and they also use the Old as well.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:49 pm
Not sure but I think the old testament was around, and the new one had to get updates like on twitter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 1:38 pm
Wasn't the bible written after the "death" of Jesus.....I'm unsure because it lacks continuity like many other works of fiction.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:34 pm
Circles are two dimensional.
Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:44 pm
Isaiah 40:22 starts off "He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth." Any Bible reader would know that the earth is round, unless you're saying Jesus never read the Bible.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
Teabagged like they've never been teabagged before or after.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:48 pm
I'd be more concerned for North Korea!
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 11:27 pm
His finger IS on mexico, isn't it? Hmmmmm...
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:26 pm
Looks like he's also kinda fond of Mexico ... must be planning a little hiatus from the Messiah biz.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:23 pm
Although rumored as historically inaccurate, it's a 5L for motifake humor.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:23 pm
Jesus didn't belong to any church, nor would he.
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
Sean... Sean... Sean... The Church NEVER claimed that the earth was anything but round. The thought that they did was a peice of fantasy myth written by Washington Irving in his account of Christopher Columbus' life.


MINT - Would You Like One?

TAGS: would you like a mint
Rating: 1.85/5

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daddypantsamerica - February 7, 2012, 3:04 pm
lol a ginger.. scary as hell
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:11 am
Mr. Shiny - April 10, 2009, 4:59 am
this actually scared me. I'm having trouble looking at it as I write this.
RnR - July 30, 2008, 8:55 am
Oasis springs to mind
FailedNinja - March 26, 2008, 5:40 pm
Its unclear exactly WHAT that is, but we do know its offering mints. Youtube - would you like a mint (:
dave - March 14, 2008, 3:44 pm
What the FUCK is that thing!?!?!?

Claws -


TAGS: would this be a f onda
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 28, 2016, 11:09 am
chuckle, chuckle...that's what it wants to be when it grows up?
JesusWept - August 27, 2016, 5:27 am
Not to mention megalomania. A Hyundai thinks it's a Ferrari.
mizzdizz - August 26, 2016, 8:29 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - August 26, 2016, 7:39 am
Nice, UP yours

THE MONROE DOCTRINE - Norma Jeane Mortenson

Hell -


TAGS: what would hulk do
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by demon001

Cannabal - December 24, 2014, 11:07 am
What would Hulk do? Survey says-"SMASH!"
Tyche - December 22, 2014, 9:57 pm
Huh! I thought WWHD stood for World Wrestling Hulk Domination.